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And they’d still be home for nap time. P.S. My name is Chris Hansen, why don’t you and your girlfriend have a seat.
So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.
I thought that when you suddenly became an adult that you were able to make your own decisions… run your own life… choose who you want to be in it, choose what you want to do with your money, choose where you go when you go… Apparently times have changed and I’m stuck…literally stuck.. in a place where I no longer want to be. Today was such a wake up call… my mom seriously wants to control every single fucking aspect of my life until she feels like it’s okay to let me go. I feel like I’m five years old discovering a brand new world… except that I’m eighteen and I’m still on a leash. She’s a manipulating, lying, self absorbed, petty and immature woman and I cannot wait until the day where she realizes that maybe her kids would respect her and care for her a little more if she wasn’t calling the cops on everything that is over the age of 19 and is supposedly corrupting and trying to kill her and her kids. Or maybe if she cared as much about putting groceries or heat in the house when it’s 40 degrees in here than filling up her prescriptions for her and her friends to party with, then maybe everyone would respect and care for her a little more. There is no way in hell that I’m allowing her to run one more aspect of my life after I move out of here.. I’m done bowing to her feet because she tells me I have to. I’m done with the “I’m the adult and you’re the child” bullshit.. There’s a thing called a breaking point.. everyone has one and I think I just reached mine…
Greatest text that I have ever received from my dad.
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
You’re not still planning on juicing that carrot, are you?
Nail Salon Called “Nail Me Good”
They also own a massage parlor called Rub One Out